homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

(via a-superwholocked-phan)

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vikingofficial:

breakdalaw95:

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

im gonna watch an episode of my little pony

i learnt that bullying is wrong and you should make friends with people based on their personality rather than looks how the fuck are people sexualising this show like what the fuckity doo

the ponies are hot, dumb ass -_-

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(via batfag)

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shuttlecock-blocked:

september 30th

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october 1st 

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(via vvnix)

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  • John: What's your name?
  • Five: Fat Five.
  • John: You call yourself Fat Five?
  • Five: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.
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I drew on my wall a few days ago.. Sadly I had to wash it off 8^(.
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stunningpicture:

A pilot was practicing for the airshow in my town and made my day.
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trvsh:

hey baby are you into 

broke unstable losers

(via giaminh-ly)

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the-gerardis:

twentyonescreens:

teamrocketing:

my last words will probably be sarcastic

"what are you gonna do, kill me?"

What do you think I’m gonna do, die?

(via giaminh-ly)

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ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

(via vatefairefoutreetaurevoir)

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滞在中楽しく過ごされますように。I hope that you enjoy your stay.


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